Noch ne sinnlose Umfrage *g

      Noch ne sinnlose Umfrage *g

      Lest folgenden Text und bewertet ihn: :D :D

      Yesterday, in the White House.

      George B.: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
      Condoleeza R.: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
      George B.: Great. Lay it down here.
      Condoleeza R.: Hu is the new leader of China.
      George B.: That's what I want to know.
      Condoleeza R.: That's what I'm telling you.
      George B.: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
      Condoleeza R.: Yes.
      George B.: I mean the fellow's name.
      Condoleeza R.: Hu.
      George B.: The guy in China.
      Condoleeza R.: Hu.
      George B.: The new leader of China.
      Condoleeza R.: Hu.
      George B.: The Chinaman!
      Condoleeza R.: Hu is leading China.
      George B.: Now whaddya' asking me for?
      Condoleeza R.: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
      George B.: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
      Condoleeza R.: That's the man's name.
      George B.: That's who's name?
      Condoleeza R.: Yes.
      George B.: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
      Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
      George B.: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
      Condoleeza R.: That's correct.
      George B.: Then who is in China?
      Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
      George B.: Yassir is in China?
      Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
      George B.: Then who is?
      Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
      George B.: Yassir?
      Condoleeza R.: No, sir.
      George B.: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
      Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
      George B.: No, thanks.
      Condoleeza R.: You want Kofi?
      George B.: No.
      Condoleeza R.: You don't want Kofi.
      George B.: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
      Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
      George B.: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
      Condoleeza R.: Kofi?
      George B.: Milk! Will you please make the call?
      Condoleeza R.: And call who?
      George B.: Who is the guy at the U.N?
      Condoleeza R.: Hu is the guy in China.
      George B.: Will you stay out of China?!
      Condoleeza R.: Yes, sir.
      George B.: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
      Condoleeza R.: Kofi.
      George B.: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

      (Condi picks up the phone.)
      Condoleeza R.: Rice, here.
      George B.: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.